I can’t really grow a very good mustache. Should I participate?

Yes! Of course! No one thinks they can grow a very good mustache. But give it a shot! This event gives you the excuse and the support network. And the ladies will swoon. It’s a proven scientific fact.

Is this thing really international?

Yes. It’s on the internet.

I thought only porn stars had mustaches … ?

That’s not a question. Plus, you clearly don’t get it. Move along.

Are you serious?

Are you?

How long is this gonna take?

The short answer: it depends.

Can I start late?

Yes! Better to start late than not start, slacker.